Tales from the Troll Hole

Gobbling Up Thanksgiving Disasters

Hey there, and welcome back to another hilarious episode of Tales from the Troll Hole with your host, Cecil Beee! This week, we're diving into the chaotic world of Thanksgiving disasters. Get ready to hear some of the wildest, most cringe-worthy Turkey Day tales that will make you thankful for your own family dramas. Whether you're traveling, cooking, or just hiding from the madness, these stories will serve up a comforting dose of schadenfreude.
From runaway SUVs to fiery turkeys and fart-induced ER visits, these stories remind us all that sometimes, the best part of Thanksgiving is just surviving it. Cecil also shares a few personal holiday mishaps and a listener's tragic tale of a lost drumstick. It's all about embracing the chaos and finding the humor in those unforgettable family moments.
So grab a cozy blanket, maybe a bowl of mashed potatoes, and join us for this Thanksgiving special. And remember, if your holiday feels like a disaster, at least it’s not as bad as some of these! Don't forget to take care of yourself during the holiday hustle and keep someone around who knows the Heimlich!
Next week, we're switching gears and diving into the madness of working retail on Black Friday. You won't want to miss it, so hit that subscribe button and let's keep the laughs going. Catch you next week!

Gelatin Salads and Tater Skins: A Journey Through Culinary Catastrophes

Hey there, welcome to another wild ride on Tales from the Troll Hole! This week is extra special because we have our very first guest, and it's none other than my big sis, Ashley Weller! She's not just family, she's a super smart, hilarious, and talented professor with a knack for diving into the quirkiest corners of human psychology Oh, and she’s got a podcast too!
In this episode, we’re serving up a feast of laughs and nostalgia, talking about everything from bizarre mid-century recipes to our own kitchen disasters. Ever heard of tuna and jello pie? Yeah, we went there. We also debate the pressing question of whether to leave the skins on mashed potatoes. Spoiler: it depends on the tater!
Join us as we take a detour through holiday traditions, with a pit stop at Thanksgiving (or as we like to call it, Mashed Potatoes Day) before diving headfirst into the 60 Days of Christmas. It’s food month, friends, and whether it’s a vegetable pot pie or a wild rice stuffed acorn squash, we’re all about the eats.
So grab your torch and pitchfork, because we’re heading deep into the troll hole, and you won’t want to miss a minute of it. Remember, it’s all in good fun, and who knows, you might even pick up a cooking tip or two (or at least learn what not to do!).
Thanks for tuning in, and don’t forget to check out Ashley’s podcast, What's Your Position? It’s a must-listen for anyone curious about the ins and outs of relationships and sexual wellness.

UFO Encounters: From Spooky Skies to Missing Time

Hey there, fellow space explorer! 🌌 Welcome to this week's episode of "Tales from the Troll Hole" with your host, Cecil Beee. Grab your peppermint tea and join us as we embark on a cosmic journey into the world of UFOs and extraterrestrial encounters. 🚀✨
This episode kicks off with a spine-tingling listener story from Veronica, who shares her eerie experiences with ghosts and UFOs. From a ghostly girl peering from behind the trees to a jaw-dropping UFO sighting in her mom's yard, Veronica's tales set the stage for an out-of-this-world adventure.
We dive into Reddit's treasure trove of UFO stories, where you'll hear about mysterious lights, time-bending journeys, and encounters that leave you questioning reality itself. Whether it's a lost hour on the way to Las Vegas or strange happenings in the British countryside, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat!
Plus, Cecil Beee shares their own UFO experience, reminding us to always keep our eyes on the skies. 🌠 So, if you've ever gazed up at the stars and wondered about the unknown, this episode is for you.
Remember, we're all astronauts in this vast universe, so let's explore it together! If you have your own UFO stories, don't be shy—send them our way. Until next time, keep looking up! 🌟
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Shadows and Sweets: A Halloween Journey Through the Troll Hole

Hey there, fellow thrill-seeker! Welcome to a spine-tingling Halloween episode of Tales from the Troll Hole, where your host, Cecil Beee, takes you on a wild ride through the eerie corners of the internet. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one!
We kick things off with a nostalgic dive into the best and worst of Halloween candies (Butterfinger, anyone?), then brace yourself as Cecil reads some truly chilling creepypasta tales that might just have you double-checking your locks tonight. 😱
From mysterious messages to ghostly visitors, this episode is packed with stories that will make your heart race and your skin crawl. And just when you think you can breathe easy, Cecil brings out some bone-chilling two-sentence horror stories that are sure to leave you with goosebumps.
So grab your favorite treat, maybe something a little sweeter than those dreaded yellow Starbursts, and join us for a hauntingly good time. Happy Halloween, and don't forget to keep the lights on! 🎃👻

Silly Geese (Pet Stories)

Brace yourselves, pet lovers! Today, I'm diving headfirst into the chaotic, hilarious, and downright bizarre world of Reddit's pet stories. From dogs that don't understand stairs to chickens that vaguely threaten you when they want to be fed, we've got it all. So buckle up, grab your popcorn, and prepare for a wild ride through the most outrageous pet antics the internet has to offer...for now. 
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First Day

The very first episode of Tales from the Troll Hole! I read reddit stories about "First Days" at a new job, since this is kind of my first day of THIS, which will hopefully end up being my job. 
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